With Conquering the Queen’s release coming up, we figured it would be a good idea to let our readers know what they’re getting into before buying. While a land of fantasy and magic awaits, so do darker turns ahead….First and most importantly, this is not a game for the love-love cute-cute moe-moe fan. Sure, there are some lovely, curvacious ladies in this game, but sweet and gentle it is not, and the romance quotient is minimal. If you’re a love ’em and leave ’em sort, this is more the game for you.Second, this is the middle ages. There is no showering before sexytime. If descriptions of smell turn you off, the ctrl-key and CG galleries will be your best friends.
Third, this is not vanilla time. This is hardcore fantasy play and while there isn’t much by way of actual kinky deeds (e.g. no S&M), you’re going to find a shortage of gentle, romantic sex here (though there is a lesbian scene with it.)Fourth, my favourite quote from the game is “One cock not enough. Need one more.” Interpret that as you will.
Think you’re man enough to handle this? Are you deeply into sub-space? (Do you know what that even is?) If so, we look forward to seeing you again when the game streets. Otherwise, we hear there are new episodes of My Little Pony airing or something.