Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to investigate your partner, Lestie Heim Skringla, as a potential double agent.
Known amongst your FAPPS colleagues as the ideal secret agent, Skringla’s background is a mystery. An expert in close combat, firearms, defensive driving, and strategic planning, gaining access to her vagina will test every skill you have as a member of the organisation. In order to map her against the mole in question, your first task will be to get a detailed profile of her massive breasts for our enjoyment… er… analysis.
Intelligence reports that Skringla is shy and extremely introverted, preferring to spend her time playing videogames than interacting with members of the opposite sex except where necessary. As such, we suggest getting to her through female contact, such as your delicious… er… dependable sister, Maimi. Be careful, as Skringla knows all our secrets and will bolt if she suspects anything. The sooner you can confirm her innocence or guilt, the closer we will be to protecting womb peace!
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