Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow and engage Nanao Nana, enemy agent and member of the Committee for Uterine Maintenance and Doctrine in Unvarying Mammary Protection.
This agent has recently become a problem, interfering in FAPPS operations and threatening to reveal our undercover nature to the public. A harbringer of sexual miseducation, Nanao has been indoctrinated by the CUMDUMP to spread word that we are rapists and sexual deviants.
Adding to Nanao’s loud misrepresentation of our work is her own lack of sexual experience and firsthand knowledge, never having even engaged herself in such activities. Her clumsy nature and fear of intercourse has prevented her from finding a man to do the deed, causing her to express her frustrations in a sex-negative manner.
Mr. Hunt, your task is to engage this rebel agent and shag some sense into her, changing her evil ways.
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*unintentionally tosses message in kouryu’s direction after reading it like Don Adams*
I think i’ll like her xD.